Originally, I just thought it was a court room appearance thing. You clean up a little so that the judge/jury thinks you’re not guilty of killing your pregnant wife a nice person; you know, like Scott Peterson:
Dr. Jekyll and I killed my wife
Posts Tagged ‘Preston Parker’
Fresh start = No hair?
Posted in Football, tagged drugs, gold digger, guns, hair cut, javon walker, lance briggs, laveranues coles, make it rain, mike vick, pacman jones, peter warrick, Preston Parker, ron mexico, scott peterson, trouble, weed on September 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
FSU 2, Powder Puffs 0
Posted in Football, tagged Bobby Bowden, cheating, deion sanders, foot in ass, jeff bowden, Jimbo Fisher, lil wayne, Preston Parker, tailgate, wake forest on September 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
As Florida State trounced another team they should beat, I find that I only take solace in the fact that they actually looked like a team. Close your eyes and think back to the last time you saw a FSU playing as a cohesive unit. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
More Observations From the W. Carolina Game (Chop it Up!)
Posted in Football, tagged antone smith, Bobby Bowden, Chop it up, Christian Ponder, cocaine, D'Vontrey Richardson, Florida State, FSU, Gene Deckerhoff, Large Hadron Collider, Preston Parker, scarface, Seminoles, tony montana, William Floyd on September 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I just watched the Bobby Bowden show and it kinda jogged my memory about the game on Saturday. With the damn two hour rain delay I ended up getting so drunk I accidentally set my beard on fire trying to light a cigarette and then got into a heated shouting match with an old lady who was [...]
