Everyone can feel the excitement.
Is Chris Ponder prepared enough? Will Antone Smith stop falling over as soon as he gets to the hole? Can our DB’s stop staring at Cowgirl boobage and catch interceptions? Can our players stay out of bar fights (and cheating scandals…..and domestic violence charges….and the damn injury report)? Will someone ever explain why a guy gets paid to hold Coach Bowden’s wired headset (as if wireless ones don’t exist)? Most importantly, how many visiting fans will I punch in the face in drunken rage?
Yes friends, your questions and mine will be answered. No matter the results though, our nights will always end at the bottom of a beer bottle. So start training early to get your liver in mid-season shape. You’ll probably need it.
Will my CamelBak hold enough whiskey to get me through the game? How long til an opposing fan vandalizes the Unconquered statue and changes it to say “Unranked”? Would the statue of Bobby Bowden be more effective as a head coach than the man himself?