I don’t really need to revisit the blunders that have been Seminoles kickers in recent memory. You know what I mean, those guys who single-handedly took FSU from glorious victories to painfully infamous losses. For those who still don’t get it read or watch here: Why Football Gods? Why?
But in true Seminole defiance……HA Football Gods!, we have a good kicker now! (And no, good kicker is not an oxymoron)
The man, the myth, the savior! I present to you, Dustin Hopkins.
Ok, OK! Shut up for a second! I know he’s just a kicker. But he’s the best kicker in the 2009 recruiting class. The football gods have finally answered my prayers! I’ve always asked why has there only been one good kicker at the school and now, finally we might have two.
Dustin, you might not get the praise that your teammates get. You might not have many groupies or even be one of the 60 lucky guys to sleep hang out with the FSU Cowgirls each weekend. But, if you do well and you don’t blow clutch kicks, at the very least people will not want to beat your ass when they see you at AJ’s.
Vaja con Dios my friend. (And you better not miss a friggin’ kick or I swear to God, I will hunt you down. Not a single one! Don’t even think about missing! You hear me you cock juggling queef catcher!) Thanks Dustin, your services are greatly appreciated.
