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Fuck Miami!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!!!

You have got to be fucking kidding me.  Is our offense really still this fucking inept??  The defense did everything that they possibly could to keep us in the game, mad respect to them.  But you cannot be fucking serious!! Wake Forest is not that fucking good.  They gave us every opportunity to win this game but we just completely shit the bed.  SEVEN FUCKING TURNOVERS!! SEVEN!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH US? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?  OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES BEFORE YOU THROW THE BALL!!! LEARN TO READ THE FUCKING COVERAGE! HOLD ON TO THE GODDAMNED BALL WHEN YOU’RE RUNNING!! YOU FUCKING GODDAMNED SCRUBS.. THIS IS GODDAMNED RIDICULOUS.  And that’s not to mention the fucking penalties.. 12 fucking penalties for 139 yards.  And they weren’t ticky-tack bullshit penalties either.  They were momentum killing MAJOR FUCKING PENALTIES.  Every time we got something going we got called back on a hold or a fucking chopblock or some goddamn braindead personal foul.  And to think, I was almost getting optimistic about this year.  FUCK YOU for getting my hopes up. And FUCK YOU for your ineptitude. FUCKSHITCOCKASSHOLEMOTHERFUCKERCUNTSHITGODDAMNFUCKINGFUCK!!!!!!

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This Week’s ACC Picks Are In

WEEK 4:

Miami @ Texas A&M

This game will be the college football equivalent of what would happen if George Foreman and Evander Holyfield decided to get back in the ring for one last go-round.   Two flabby, out of shape, geriatric former greats drooling on each other trying not to shit themselves.  I’ll take Miami, I guess.  This one’s gonna be tough to watch.

Mississippi State @ Georgia Tech

Mississippi State showed in their 3-2 loss to Auburn that they can play tough on defense.  They also showed that their offense is about as lively as Caylee Anthony or Madeline McCann.  Sylvester Croom might be turning the program around, but they still commit way too many stupid mistakes and turn the ball over with Metamucil-like regularity..  Speaking of stupid mistakes, Georgia Tech decided to hold and facemask their way out of a victory last week against Virginia Tech.  The Jackets can play with the best of them as long as they don’t have their heads inserted firmly up their asses.  Unfortunately for the Techies their heads are out in the open air only about 30% of the time.  I do think they should be able to take down the Bulldogs at home this week. It’s gonna be an ugly game marred by moronic penalties and decision-making that makes Chris Rix look like Peyton Manning.  But it won’t be as ugly as the Ms. State – Auburn game last week, that was like James Carville ugly.  It’s hard to top that.

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Fresh start = No hair?

Originally, I just thought it was a court room appearance thing.  You clean up a little so that the judge/jury thinks you’re not guilty of killing your pregnant wife a nice person; you know, like Scott Peterson:

Dr. Jekyll and I killed my wife

Aww, That’s So Cute.. Wake Wants to Talk Shit Like the Big Boys

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=ncf&id=3594433

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. — Move over, Miami. Florida State may have found a new trash-talking ACC rival in … Wake Forest?

Smack talk might seem out of character for the warm-and-fuzzy Demon Deacons, who have preached humility during their rise to the top of the Atlantic Coast Conference.

But they’ve beaten the Seminoles twice in two years, and those results — plus an inflammatory T-shirt, a seemingly innocuous guarantee and some good old-fashioned dislike — have transformed this once-lopsided mismatch into a full-fledged Atlantic Division rivalry.

“I really can’t stand Florida State, personally,” Wake Forest safety Chip Vaughn said.

He declined to explain why, though this isn’t the first time Vaughn has tweaked the Seminoles.

Noteworthy Football News

Everyone is very happy about the latest AP Poll

The Bowden Family Album (*View w/ Caution*)

This is reasonably old news but for those of you who weren’t privy of this information, Bobby Bowden’s granddaughter and Fox Sports sideline correspondent had some pictures surface on the net with her in a very flattering position.  The Bowden’s must be so DAD GUM proud!

The NCAA can go graze on salty balls!

I was just as pissed off as the next fan when I heard about the ridiculous amount of players that were caught cheating in an online course; and suspended as a result.  But I understood.  We had to disipline them and show that our athletes should take their academic careers seriously. Hahahahahaha! Yea, good luck with that.

I was also relieved that the university brass was smart enough to proactively sanction itself before those jerks that run the NCAA came in to do it for them.  So across the board we lost athletes, lost scholarships and fired assistants.  Consequently, we barely lost the Music City Bowl despite having only half a team, our track team still won their third straight National Championship, our women’s soccer team was runner-up in the National Championship game and our basketball team could only be saved with help from one of the ten biblical plagues.

Google Images: FSU Locust Storms = ACC Basketball Champoinship

Problem solved right? Unfortunately, not.